Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
they really do mean everyone
whenever you feel bad about yourself just watch this video
His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
when the teacher moves the test date
♡Boy-owned pretty/pastel/kawaii blog♡
Wtf this posts is not kawaii at all
1. open Google translate
2. search “tumblr” from english to japanese
3. copy the japanese word and translate it in english
Ke$ha’s real voice
Living proof that Hollywood kills talent.
WHY DAFUQ WOULD SHE HIDE THIS FROM US?
Saw this so long ago but it’s unbelievably relevant. Not just Hollywood, but many record companies that force their will on the artists that are actually really good.
No, but Kesha is the biggest parody artist. She has a genius IQ and took classes at the local community college for fun. She was in college when she decided to just write shitty pop songs and have fun. She sings the songs she does because she wants to. If she wanted to make her money by selling things like this she would. But she has fun with what she does and challenges the idea that women can’t like sex, partying, and drinking while she’s at it.
Kesha is my babygirl and I will defend her to the death